• Two real life conversations:
  
• Three species of birds: crow, magpie, peacock
  
• Two brand names for food: danone, heinz
  
• The words for six signs: no left turn, vauxall bridge straight on
  
• The name of one planet or star: neptune
  
• The name of a lipstick: revlon
  
• One time of day: 1.11
  
• The title of a book of fiction: me cheetah
  
• The title of a painting: bodice
  
• The name of a dead politician: Lord William Russel
  
• Two types of onion and one type of potato: vidalia, georgia, maris piper
  
• The names of three items in a hardware store: chisel, screw, hammer
  
• A make of gun: chesterfield
  
• The speech of a child: its mine...
  

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